According to Emmaline…

If you give a kid a cookie,
She’s going to want the kind of tea that has honey it to go with it.
And if you give her the kind of tea that has honey in it,
She’s going to want to go out to the back porch and have grown-up conversations while she drinks it.
And chances are, if you go out to the back porch and have grown-up conversations,
she’s going to want to dress up like a grown-up.
If she dresses up like a grown-up, she might want to pretend she has kids.
Then you’re gonna have to get her dolls out.
And if you get her dolls out, you’re going to have to give them all names.
And if you give them all names,
you’ll have to pretend they’re alive!
And if they’re alive, they’re going to want cookies also.
And so you’ll have to do it all over again with each one!

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