Domestic Adventures

If I ate a lie, a would say blah! and spit it out.

I’ve seen this meme going around and I thought it was too cute. The first answers are from Micah, age 3, the second answers are from Emmaline, age 6.

1. What is something mom always says to you?
M: I love you.
E: I love you.

2.What makes mom happy?
M: Me!
E: Me!

3. What makes mom sad?
M: Trash and grumpiness.
E: Not having me around.

4.How does your mom make you laugh?
M: Tickle!
E: Tickling and being funny.

5. What was your mom like as a child?
M: Straight-haired
E: Like me

6.How old is your mom?
M: I don’t know…3
E: 31 (Hey Micah, I got it right and you didn’t!)

7. How tall is your mom?
M: Five.
E: Two yards

8.What is her favorite thing to do?
M: Be with Micah.
E: Being with me.

9. What does your mom do when you’re not around?
M: Look for me.
E: Read books.

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
M: Do cars.
E: Making cakes.

11. What is your mom really good at?
M: Playing Horton the game.
E: Playing with me.

12. What is your mom not good at at?
M: Making dogs.
E: Sewing.

13. What does your mom do for a job?
M: Clean up the kitchen.
E: Stay with us.

14. What is your mom’s favorite food?
M: Macaroni and cheese.
E: Coffee.

15. What makes you proud of your mom?
M: Hearts.
E: Playing with her.

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
M: Mommy
E: Z (a bird)

17. What do you and your mom do together?
M: Play Candyland.
E: Playing horses.

18. How are you and your mom the same?
M: Hair.
E: The hair color.

19. How are you and your mom different?
M: Little hand, big hand, little foot, big foot.
E: Tall and short.

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
M: You don’t throw me in the trash.
E: Because you cuddle with me in the morning.

21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
M: The silliness.
E: Because he’s handsome.

22. Where is your mom’s favorite place to go?
M: The mall.
E: Epcot

E: Mommy, when you read your books, do you read out loud?

A: No, grown ups usually read silently.

E: You mean in you head?

A: Yeah, that’s the way grown ups read.

M: No, grown ups read with words. Kids have to read with their brains to make stuff up.